Those whacky parents!
© Helmuth Radig, 'Mutt', Thu, 12 Aug 99, 18:16:17h, firstname.lastname@example.org
Updated: 31-12-99 17:04h
A kid called his mom from the university he was attending and asked for some money.
Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. Mom will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here on your visit two weeks ago. Shall I send it also?"
"Uh, yeah, okay." Responded the kid.
So Mom wrapped up the book along with two checks, kissed her husband, and went to mail the package.
When she returns, Dad asked, "Well, how much did you send the boy this time?"
Mom said, "Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20.00, and the other for $1000.00."
"That's $1020.00!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy?!"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, as she kissed Dad on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20.00 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000.00 one somewhere between the pages in the 19th chapter!"
A woman called the dean of the university that her freshman son was attending.
"I'm worried. I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students have."
The dean replied, "Don't worry, he can hang out with the staff and faculty."